March 2012
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Books were written to be read, not to be SparkNoted.
February 2012
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I’d love to not be the reason that we’re not in Sacramento in 2 weeks
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Haters Gonna Hate But Dair's Gonna Date
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I am running very low on patience and drive. Blah
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
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avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
Can’t we obsess over them both.
Well daaaaaayym
Why hello Indio Downey
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So if Gwyneth Paltrow is here, does that mean Chris Martin is too or…?
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Mom nags me because every time she looks at my young face, she feels old and...
– Axl Heck, The Middle (03x16)
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Oh my god, your day is so boring! Maybe your coat ran away from you.
– Axl Heck when looking for Sue’s coat, The Middle (03x16)
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Oh my gosh, I didn’t believe in myself, but after reading your poster, I...
– Axl Heck when seeing Sue’s “Believe in Yourself” poster, The Middle (03x16)
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You have a very good point. How annoying.
– Maxwell Sheffield, The Nanny (01x06)
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The Nanny: "Schlepped Away" 01x06
Maggie: Aren't you the one that's always telling me that men and women should be treated equally?
Fran: Eh, that sounds like me.
Maggie: Except that men should still open the doors and pick up the check?
Fran: Okay, that's definitely me.
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Working at Kumon and babysitting has led me to reconsider my original idea of having a family when I grow up. I wouldn’t mind pulling a Chelsea Handler by just getting a dog instead. I already know that I dislike kids, especially between the ages of 4-7 anyway.
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first thing i’m doing when i get home is watching gg
3 o’clock come quickly
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Liking everything Dair on my dash because my sister and I always watch GG together and she’s not getting home until 11
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